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29 June 2006 @ 05:39 pm
All in the same five-minute span, Kat managed to communicate to me that:

A) I'm a "social deviant"
B) I have no soul.

Gee, Kat, I love you too. XD

Side note: Julie and Kat will be separating for the week, Julie to the beach, Kat to care for animals.
 
 
Current Mood: blahblah
 
 
28 June 2006 @ 11:33 pm
So the lovely Jewel and I went to Target (emphasis on the "get") tonight for some necessary things. There we encountered some interesting cultural practices.

Exhibit A:

Woman with bra band showing out of the back of her dress: (to the cashier) I found this photo album in the discount bin, can you count how many slots for pictures there are?

Cashier: Ooo...kaay...One....two...

Kat/Julie: WTF?

Exhibit B:

Man buying little Glad tupperware bowls. He has enough of them lined up in perfect rows on the conveyor belt that the entire surface is covered.

Kat: Yeah, totally not waiting until he's done bagging.

Exhibit C:

Woman there with her husband buying only a box of pads that are "thong cut" and a box of condoms.

Kat to Julie: Jesus, I can infer way too much about her choice of lingerie and their plans for the rest of the night based on those items.
 
 
Current Mood: blahblah
 
 
26 June 2006 @ 09:55 pm
As Kat and Julie sit in the family room and watch TV because the wireless internet AND the cable internet is down:

Kat: You know, the satellite TV is down too. We're watching cable.

Julie: (completely serious) My life is so primitive.
 
 
Current Mood: sicksick
 
 
25 June 2006 @ 04:28 pm
Number of hours Kat's away message reads "out and about": 1 day, 4 hours, 20 minutes.

Accuracy of this statement: 100%


Lordy, I am so tired and partied out right now. I'm going to go collapse for a few hours. It was an interesting couple of days, to say the least.
 
 
Current Mood: nauseatednauseated
 
 
24 June 2006 @ 02:04 am
Listening to the Spice Girls (the Geri years, of course) while browsing around http://www.christiangoth.com/ (not because we're Christian, just because it's...interesting).

The great debate for the evening: Lipton Green Tea with Citrus (diet) v. Arizona Green Tea (regular)

The Lipton:
Kat says- feels thick, but is pretty tasty. Kind of salty though with one bottle containing 6% of your daily sodium intake. Has more ingredients listed on the bottle than any food should. But it's diet, which is a plus.

Julie says- makes me want to retch.

Arizona Green Tea:

Kat says- delicious sugar water.

Julie says- Mmmmmmmmmm....

Kat replies- Are you going to leave that bottle in my bathroom too?

Julie- Hey, I was painting and sitting on the floor.* You can't blame me for where those bottles ended up.

Verdict: Kat says she will drink the Liptons because no one else wants them. She also says this because she knows, deep down, that if she ever drank Julie's Arizona GT that she would wake up the next morning never able to drink again.**


*We are currently in the middle of our bathroom remodeling project. We're painting the bathroom on the third floor where I live. As a result, the bathroom is in a state of disarray at the moment. But eventually it will be awesome and clean and PURPLE.

**This is pure exaggeration. Julie would never harm anyone so much that they would never be able to imbibe liquids again. Unable to drink for a week? yes; never able to drink again? no.
 
 
Current Mood: hothot
 
 
 
24 June 2006 @ 01:36 am

Kat makes funny noises when she breathes with part of a plastic green tea bottle up her nose.

And now we are tugboats with our magical, musical bottles.

Toot.

 
 
Current Mood: sillysilly
 
 
23 June 2006 @ 09:45 pm

 

  

Oh woe is my toe
Since I woke up, how it hurts
Maybe it was Kat

It hurts when I walk
Also hurts when I'm driving
What made it hurt so?

I will try some ice
Maybe some Neosporin
Oh woe is my toe

 
 
Current Mood: sickow.
 
 
22 June 2006 @ 03:34 am
Kat: I'm going to call you GT Whore now because you love your green tea so
Julie: you -just- realized this?
Kat: hahaha
Kat: well when I had to throw out three bottles just in my bathroom it kind of hit
Julie: haha
Kat: XD
Julie: they weren't all totally empty though...
Kat: they were on the floor
Kat: in front of the toilet
Julie: yeah well they like it there
Julie: THEY LIKE IT.
Kat: near my POO?
Julie: O_o
Julie: no
Julie: not near poo
Kat: haha that's what I thought
Kat: that's why they moved
 
 
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished